The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator
To celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Aussie Bloggers Forum and Blog, the Aussie Bloggers team have put together a “Lazy Bloggers Post Generator“.
You can generate numerous different “excuse” posts from it.
Here is an example I put together just for your reading pleasure:
Blimey! I just got a bajillion whiny emails saying I have not updated this since I had to start working to pay the ridiculous food and petrol prices to feed my kids… You would not believe my anguish at my misdoings I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..
I am totally exhausted with discovering time doesn’t stand still rock crushing just generally being a hindrance to the taxman, my day is full to overflowing from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I see my darling’s 10000 text messages. I am convinced that I absolutely deserve this after all my hard work. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.
I swear on the bones of my ancestors if one more person emails me to ask why I haven’t posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. You wanna test me? The Piccaninnies say I have to!.
And another to show you how different the results can be:
Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since Hammertime was in the charts… You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones Please don’t abandon me!.
I am absolutely consumed with an awfully big adventure learning to fart the theme to neighbours just generally being an embarrassment to my kids, my day is passing in a blur from midday to early afternoon. I am quite the socialite. as well you should know.
I totally promise I will blog about it when I find my way home. Until I need your shoulder to cry on. Assuming I don’t get distracted by counting my chest hairs.
So, head on over, have some fun and post your results on your blog so everyone can have a giggle. And don’t forget to mention how awesome Aussie Bloggers is! 
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I love it! I’m going to have to post a few of these and see what kind of comments I get, should be great fun! Thanks for the tip!